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Have a Nice Gay!

Inspired by Mallory’s great post today, I had a letter myself to write.

Dear Facebook,

I totally regret confiding in you. I told you I was gay and now you are trying to hook me up with every gay service possible. You splash the sides of my browser with half naked men. Atlantis All-gay Cruises! Find products for USA Men! A Gay take on pop culture! Come out! Grand opening!(Well not so much that one) Thanks for your subtle reminders. I GET IT. I’M GAY!!! Jeezy creezy!

Love,

Jeremy

P.S. I’m also getting tired of you making me invite everyone to everything.

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3 Responses to “Have a Nice Gay!”

  1. Jen Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Well that does it- I am going to join facebook and say I am male and gay- I wouldn’t mind having naked men splashed across my screen at all!

  2. sarah Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Hee hee. I am female and straight, and I just get invited to lose weight. Bummer…

  3. Mallory Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I get “lose weight!” and “find yourself a man!” ones all the time. I always click that thumbs down icon, and say it offends me.

    They still send me the ads anyway.

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