Have a Nice Gay!
Friday, September 12th, 2008Inspired by Mallory’s great post today, I had a letter myself to write.
Dear Facebook,
I totally regret confiding in you. I told you I was gay and now you are trying to hook me up with every gay service possible. You splash the sides of my browser with half naked men. Atlantis All-gay Cruises! Find products for USA Men! A Gay take on pop culture! Come out! Grand opening!(Well not so much that one) Thanks for your subtle reminders. I GET IT. I’M GAY!!! Jeezy creezy!
Love,
Jeremy
P.S. I’m also getting tired of you making me invite everyone to everything.