Archive for September, 2008

Have a Nice Gay!

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Inspired by Mallory’s great post today, I had a letter myself to write.

Dear Facebook,

I totally regret confiding in you. I told you I was gay and now you are trying to hook me up with every gay service possible. You splash the sides of my browser with half naked men. Atlantis All-gay Cruises! Find products for USA Men! A Gay take on pop culture! Come out! Grand opening!(Well not so much that one) Thanks for your subtle reminders. I GET IT. I’M GAY!!! Jeezy creezy!

Love,

Jeremy

P.S. I’m also getting tired of you making me invite everyone to everything.