What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

Sarah and I occasionally talk about making greeting cards.  We’ve had some killer ideas.  Which unfortunately you are not lucky enough to hear about it. :P  My point is there needs to be more greeting cards for revenge or to tell people off or just to fit the occasion.  In particular these cards would have been came in handy at some point in my life.

1. Sorry.  I was really drunk when I broke that.

2. I have never liked that fruit salad you keep bringing to parties.

3. Stop asking me how your new clothes look on you.  THEY’RE TIGHT.  If you want your backfat out there for everyone to see then wear it, but don’t ask me about it.  EVER. AGAIN.

4. You once told me it’s hard to be your friend but you believe it is worth it.  Well, it’s not.

5. Thank you for laying me off you asshole.

These are a few.  What are some of your “the perfect” greeting card ideas?

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