What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

Sarah and I occasionally talk about making greeting cards.  We’ve had some killer ideas.  Which unfortunately you are not lucky enough to hear about it. :P  My point is there needs to be more greeting cards for revenge or to tell people off or just to fit the occasion.  In particular these cards would have been came in handy at some point in my life.

1. Sorry.  I was really drunk when I broke that.

2. I have never liked that fruit salad you keep bringing to parties.

3. Stop asking me how your new clothes look on you.  THEY’RE TIGHT.  If you want your backfat out there for everyone to see then wear it, but don’t ask me about it.  EVER. AGAIN.

4. You once told me it’s hard to be your friend but you believe it is worth it.  Well, it’s not.

5. Thank you for laying me off you asshole.

These are a few.  What are some of your “the perfect” greeting card ideas?

I haven’t really blogged in a very very long time. This is because I don’t care for it. I mainly feel pressured to blog. People all over in my life continually ask me to blog.  Which is not to say I don’t love pleasing people.  I love that part of it.   So I’m coming out of hiding for a minute to say this. I saw a new feminine hygiene commercial. With these ladies getting off a plane I think? Well another lady, who is off the plane to great them, is talking to one of the ladies, Jackie. She says, “Hello Jackie.” Jackie sees here and unpleasantly says, “Mother Nature? Great!” Mother Nature continues, “Here with your monthly gift.” She holds out a red wrapped present. A RED WRAPPED PRESENT!! Then Jackie is like, “Yeah I don’t need you.” And she turns her purse, WHICH IS SEE THROUGH PLASTIC, to show Mother Nature her pearl tampons up against the plastic like a kitten in a pet store window. Why is this girl showing off her tampons?? I’m never known such a girl. AND THE RED PRESENT??? wow! And still everytime I see this commercial I chuckle.