What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

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[13:19] Sarah: i have “heat of the moment” stuck in my head.
[13:19] Mallory: (the radio is now playing a song thats like “dont you worry about a thaaaaaannng” and i’m pretty sure its what theups store commercials are based on.)
[13:19] Sarah: also, someone should bring me a sandwich. i feel like a sandwich.
[13:19] Sarah: lol
[13:20] hobbes8u: Could it be the devil in me or is this the way love’s supposed to be it;s like a HEAT WAVE
[13:20] Mallory: i wish i knew that song
[13:20] Mallory: and i’d bring you a sandwich if i werent in west valley
[13:20] hobbes8u: I would also bring you a sandwich
[13:20] hobbes8u: But you know what bugs me about sandwiches
[13:21] Mallory: when pickles make the bread soggy?
[13:21] Sarah: how delicious they are?
[13:21] hobbes8u: that commercial for the natural lunch meat
[13:21] Sarah: …
[13:21] Mallory: I love natural meat.
[13:21] Sarah: what wacky-ass commercials are you talking about?!
[13:21] Sarah: HA
[13:21] Sarah: that’s what she said.
[13:21] hobbes8u: and the lady is gently, tenderly putting her turkey on her pumpernickel
[13:21] hobbes8u: Like anyone eats pumpernickel
[13:21] Mallory: (i have no idea what that commercial is i just wanted to say that)
[13:21] hobbes8u: plus she’s doing it so slow
[13:22] hobbes8u: NO ONE MAKES A SANDWICH THAT GOD DAMN SLOW
[13:22] Mallory: stop making me snicker at this shoppe.
[13:22] Sarah: lol
[13:22] hobbes8u: sorry
[13:22] Sarah: 1. “tenderly put your turkey on my pumpernickel” would be a great line in a sandwich shoppe themed porno.
[13:23] Mallory: lol
[13:23] Sarah: 2. pumpernickel is good and i used to get it when i got sandwiches at the USU dairy.
[13:23] Sarah: 3. HOW IS IT ONLY 1:30?!
[13:23] hobbes8u: hahahahaa
[13:23] Sarah: 4. the HEEAAAAT OF THE MOMENT!