“Is your house on fire, Clark?” “No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”

Day 3

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Guess my 3rd favorite Christmas movie from this screenshot of the film. For an extra challenge, the quote from the blog title is now a quote from the previous day’s movie or special, not the current day, so you only have the screenshot to go by. Only your first guess counts. Send your guess to whatthehelldoesrantmean@yahoo.com. Also make sure to comment this post so your guess counts. Three points for the fourth(no longer the first) to correctly guess the film or special, one point for all other correct guesses.The person with the most points at the end of the contest gets a $50 Borders Gift Card for the new year.

Yesterday’s Answer

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Holiday Interview

[16:11] hobbes8u: Ladies and Gentlemen presenting the Red-headed bird of delight
[16:12] hobbes8u: Becca Meeks
[16:12] hobbes8u: For a holiday interview
[16:12] Becca: squawk.
[16:12] hobbes8u: haha
[16:13] hobbes8u: alright reader’s want to know if you were visiting the North Pole and someone held it up at that moment(like a bank robbery only with toys)How would you save yourself
[16:13] Becca: hmm.
[16:14] Becca: who is holding it up?
[16:14] hobbes8u: Let’s say Kenny Rogers
[16:15] Becca: ohh, that guy. he’s a gas.
[16:15] hobbes8u: Is he?
[16:15] Becca: i always thought he was. with the roasting and all.
[16:15] Becca: umm, anyway.
[16:17] Becca: i would put him on one of the toy conveyor belts and through a hillarious process he would end up looking like a giant nutcracker. and then, he would be put in a box and gift wrapped, and a large sticker would say ” ship to: tim-buc-too”.
[16:18] hobbes8u: So not only do you save yourself you save Christmas. That is soooo like you Becca. What’s your favorite commercialization of Christmas?
[16:18] Becca: give me an example.
[16:18] Becca: are examples allowed?
[16:18] hobbes8u: sure Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees
[16:19] Becca: i prefer peanut butter eggs.
[16:19] hobbes8u: 4am Christmas shopping
[16:19] hobbes8u: things like that
[16:20] Becca: the other day i saw some wrapping paper with grown up jesus on it.
[16:20] Becca: i wanted to wrap something very naughty in it.
[16:20] hobbes8u: spectacular
[16:20] hobbes8u: That’s a perfect example
[16:21] Becca: i’ve been regretting not buying it since i saw it.
[16:21] Becca: but it didn’t fit in with my color scheme. that makes me weird, i think.
[16:21] Becca: not very weird, though.
[16:21] Becca: i’m mostly normal.
[16:22] hobbes8u: Not really. If anyone saw how fantastic the presents looked under your awesome tree they would know what you meant. What’s your favorite Christmas cuss word?
[16:22] Becca: christ.
[16:22] hobbes8u: very very nice
[16:23] Becca: especially when you say it.
[16:23] hobbes8u: Ha ha I can’t help myself. I’m addicted. What’s your favorite childhood present?
[16:23] Becca: christ.
[16:23] Becca: i was afraid you’d ask this.
[16:24] Becca: i think it was a poseable cabbage patch.
[16:24] Becca: her gift certificate said her name was “fanny madge”. but i changed it. to zelda.
[16:25] Becca: she was my one and only cabbage patch.
[16:25] hobbes8u: Zelda is an outstanding name
[16:26] Becca: i had another baby doll that i named samus.
[16:27] hobbes8u: Samus. Interesting. I had an imaginery friend named Cinda.
[16:27] hobbes8u: She left me one day
[16:27] Becca: haha. my nanny had one named “mrs towel”
[16:27] Becca: which never stops being funny to me.
[16:28] Becca: why did she leave?
[16:28] hobbes8u: haha I don’t know
[16:28] Becca: rude.
[16:28] hobbes8u: probably to be with more people her kind
[16:28] hobbes8u: She was pretty sophisticated
[16:28] hobbes8u: way out of my league
[16:29] Becca: she taught you everything you know.
[16:29] hobbes8u: Yet she lived off my sidewalk in my front yard
[16:29] hobbes8u: And her house wasn’t that great
[16:29] Becca: she sounds like a snob.
[16:29] hobbes8u: I guess she was looking back but I sure loved her
[16:30] hobbes8u: Woah we’ve got way off track here
[16:30] Becca: but on an interesting topic.
[16:30] Becca: haha. mrs towel. it kills me.
[16:30] hobbes8u: haha Mrs’ Towel
[16:30] hobbes8u: But really our readers want to know about you.
[16:31] hobbes8u: If you could murder one Christmas figure and never have to hear about it again, who would it be and why?
[16:32] Becca: ummmm.
[16:32] Becca: errr
[16:34] Becca: that is hard, but i suppose it would be one of the reindeer. 9 is pretty excessive.
[16:34] Becca: oh, but then rudolph couldn’t lead the way.
[16:34] Becca: nevermind. it should be symmetrical.
[16:34] hobbes8u: we could pick off two reindeer
[16:34] Becca: oh, okay.
[16:34] hobbes8u: 7 is a good number
[16:34] Becca: yeah, that would work.
[16:34] hobbes8u: which two though
[16:35] hobbes8u: The readers want you to name names
[16:35] Becca: donner and dasher.
[16:36] Becca: honestly, i can’t really think of any christmas figure i want to murder.
[16:36] hobbes8u: For me it would have to be Tiny Tim
[16:36] Becca: that little shit.
[16:36] Becca: always so happy.
[16:36] hobbes8u: Like I would have him die just as the changed Scrooge got there
[16:36] Becca: haha, no. he’s not so bad, once you get to know him.
[16:36] hobbes8u: and then Cratchit would be furious and beat Scrooge up
[16:37] Becca: i think the whole cratchit family would beat his balls.
[16:38] hobbes8u: Wow yeah I can just picture it. “Betsy Crachit, you go for his balls now”
[16:38] hobbes8u: “Yes, daddy”
[16:38] hobbes8u: That’s a great visual
[16:38] Becca: what a sad ending.
[16:39] hobbes8u: sorry I’m twisted
[16:39] Becca: it’s a good thing you are, otherwise this interview would be quite boring.
[16:39] hobbes8u: No you are a delight
[16:39] hobbes8u: Well any last holiday thoughts for the readers?
[16:41] Becca: may your christmas and new year be filled with rum.
[16:41] hobbes8u: You and Jake are so similar
[16:41] hobbes8u: haha
[16:41] Becca: haha, we’re alcoholics.
[16:41] hobbes8u: Thanks for an awesome ineterview
[16:42] Becca: no no. we just love rum.
[16:42] Becca: thanks for having me.

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8 Responses to ““Is your house on fire, Clark?” “No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.””

  1. brent Says:

    I am Legend, I am Brent, I am First.

  2. brent Says:

    I couldnt post on My Daily Life.

    Comments on this blog are restricted to team members.
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  3. brent Says:

    madwomendaily.com/wordpress is down.

    Down for Technical Difficulties- Sorry :( #

  4. Melissa Says:

    :) Yay. :)

  5. Jen Says:

    Yah, mine is down on purpose. I did a mv from madwomandaily.com/wordpress to madwomandaily.com/wordpress.off and created a new index.html page.

    I think you guys know why :) a certain crazy someone or other was posting and posting to it. Got tired of moderating. Its down until rehab or she gets fired and doesnt have internet access again.

    Sorry!!

    Jen

  6. brent Says:

    check out

    http://perishablepress.com/press/2007/07/03/how-to-block-ip-addresses-with-php/

    and

    wordpress.org/support/topic/123488

    and

    http://wordpress.org/support/topic/103515

  7. Jen Says:

    Thanks Brent! Problem is her work doesn’t use a static IP so I cant nail down just one. However………..maybe I will look into blocking a whole block.

    I blocked it last Monday using php , but then noticed it changed everytime she went to my site………..which is a bummer :(

    Thanks! Dont worry, she cant keep a job more than a couple weeks so at least I dont have to deal with her for too long. :)

  8. sarah Says:

    Oh Jen, that sucks. Good luck with that situation. Also, Jeremy, Becca is so adorable. You’re lucky.

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