Oh you must try it, it’s a delicacy. But don’t eat the penis, it’s just garnish.

Day 5

santa

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Guess my 5th favorite Christmas movie from this screenshot of the film. For an extra challenge, the quote from the blog title is now a quote from the previous day’s movie or special, not the current day, so you only have the screenshot to go by. Only your first guess counts. Send your guess to whatthehelldoesrantmean@yahoo.com. Also make sure to comment this post so your guess counts. Three points for the first to correctly guess the film or special, one point for all correct guesses afterwards. The person with the most points at the end of the contest gets a $50 Borders Gift Card for the new year.

Yesterday’s Answer

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Congratulations to Melissa for the right answer.

Holiday Interview

[11:40] Mallory: lets get this party started.
[11:40] Mallory: You ready for your holiday interview?
[11:40] hobbes8u: Yes miss
[11:41] Mallory: swiggity sweet. For the audience, would you please clarify which of the winter holidays you celebrate? or are you just a celebrator of all holidays?
[11:41] Mallory: (what a horrible question, you have a CHRISTMAS blog)
[11:42] hobbes8u: Well though I am not officially Jewish I do love to light the menorah, although I only have three candles at home and it’s pathetic
[11:42] hobbes8u: But yeah I love most holidays, especially Christmas
[11:42] Mallory: have you considered going to Savers? i hear they have menorahs on sale 2 for 1
[11:43] hobbes8u: Really? In Utah?
[11:43] hobbes8u: Maybe that’s why they have so many
[11:43] hobbes8u: awesome great tip
[11:43] Mallory: Hey anytime
[11:44] Mallory: next question! if you could have any christmas wish come true what wish would it be?
[11:44] hobbes8u: Any? I wish I never had to worry about money again
[11:44] hobbes8u: Everyone does know how much I love cash
[11:45] Mallory: if that wish comes true i expect a very fancy dinner.
[11:45] hobbes8u: Of course
[11:45] Mallory: Now a question that has been on everyone’s (read my) minds. Where do you get your screen shots for your daily quizzes?
[11:46] hobbes8u: Haha well I actually make them myself
[11:46] hobbes8u: I watch the respective movie and take the shots while I watch it
[11:47] Mallory: ooh. you are a very talented man Jeremy Jacobson
[11:48] hobbes8u: me? haha nah
[11:49] Mallory: whatever! 9/10 people agree that Jeremy Jacobson’s talent is AWESOME
[11:49] Mallory: Marci O from Salt Lake City writes in asking: What is your favorite holiday food?
[11:52] hobbes8u: Oh I would have to say cheese, beef stick and crackers. But you have to get that Hickory Farms spicy mustard. It’s divine.
[11:52] hobbes8u: I love appetizers in general during Christmas
[11:53] Mallory: yummo
[11:53] Mallory: !
[11:53] Mallory: another question from a devout fan of What The Hell Does Rant Mean: what is your 6th favorite Christmas movie?
[11:55] hobbes8u: hahah
[11:55] hobbes8u: uh
[11:56] hobbes8u: Is this to use for cheating purposes?
[11:56] Mallory: Hey I just ask the questions
[11:56] hobbes8u: Well My 6th favorite movie is The Ref
[11:56] hobbes8u: there you go cheating McCheater
[11:57] Mallory: pfft. you’re no fun.
[11:57] Mallory: Alright. Finally, what is YOUR favorite holiday curse word?
[11:58] hobbes8u: Holy Fuck!
[11:59] hobbes8u: haha
[11:59] hobbes8u: sorry everyone I can’t deny it. I’m rude and crude
[11:59] Mallory: forgive my blasphemy, but um. is that how Jesus was born?
[11:59] hobbes8u: Oh dear
[12:00] Mallory: now who’s rude and crude?
[12:00] hobbes8u: you may have gone too far Mal
[12:00] hobbes8u: haha
[12:00] hobbes8u: Mal means bad
[12:00] hobbes8u: now I know why
[12:00] Mallory: yes.
[12:01] Mallory: well, I’m pretty sure I should have kept that to myself since It’s going to be posted on your blog…
[12:01] Mallory: but, I couldn’t stop myself. What can I say? I’m possessed by satan
[12:01] hobbes8u: I think that surely people are going to be coming after us with pitchforks
[12:02] Mallory: ugh i hate it when that happens
[12:02] hobbes8u: Or they’ll sleigh us down
[12:02] hobbes8u: how festive!
[12:16] Mallory: Festive indeed.
[12:16] Mallory: Any last words, or holiday advice for the readers?
[12:15] hobbes8u: Yes
[12:15] hobbes8u: Use protection or you’ll get pregnant or you’ll get some girl pregnant.
[12:16] Mallory: good advice, applicable year round! thanks for taking the time to come and talk with us today at What the Hell Does Rant Mean?
[12:16] Mallory: I’m Mallory Qualls wishing you a great day and a BETTER tomorrow

Oatmeal Cake Recipe (Mainly for Marci)

1 cup oats
1 1/2 cups boiling water
1 stick of butter or 1/2 cup oil
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs, beaten
1 1/3 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg

Soak oats in boiling water for 20 mins. Cream butter, sugars and eggs. Add oatmeal and remainder of ingredients. Bake at 350° for 35 minutes

Frosting:
1/4 cup evaporated milk
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 stick of butter
1/2 cup pecans or walnuts, chopped
1/2 cup coconut

Bring to boil the first three ingredients. Remove from heat and add nuts and coconut. Spread on cake while warm.

BONUS POINTS: Earn one point for giving a damn. Good luck everyone! The bonus points are only eligible the day the contest is posted.

The anwser to yesterday’s bonus points(read the bold words):

Go forth ye strong
To perilous destinations. May
Nothing stop you. Be alert,
Creative, and generous not tomorrow but
Today. For without these virtues.
For without these tools. If you don’t see?
The terrible darkness will
Answer for you.

Then if you read the current post on that site you’ll find the answer is “sacrifice”!
Congratulations to Melissa for figuring it out first.

13 Responses to “Oh you must try it, it’s a delicacy. But don’t eat the penis, it’s just garnish.”

  1. Jen Says:

    I REALLY give a damn!

  2. Melissa Says:

    I give a damn! WOOT! ;D BTW, W00T is officially a word now. Like truthiness.

  3. admin Says:

    nice work people

  4. brent Says:

    I’ll be damned if I didn’t give a damn.

  5. Jen Says:

    Mallory!!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the best interview ever!!!!!!

  6. Melissa Says:

    I totally agree with Jen, that was a totally awesome Interview! :D

  7. Desiree Says:

    I’d bet a set of balls that I give a damn!

  8. sarah Says:

    I give a damn! And I miss Jen already.

  9. Jen Says:

    awwwwwwww Sarah your so nice :) Thanks!

  10. Jen Says:

    Desiree!!!!!!!!! I miss you (((((((((((((((THIS MUCH)))))))))))))))))))))))

  11. lisa Says:

    I noticed on Tuesday that Target is selling Hickory Farms spicy mustard in cunning little pots. Happy holidays indeed!

  12. brent Says:

    Its a damn shame that dorise took away jeremy’s beef stick. Now there is no need to by the damn mustard. Unless jeremy likes spicy mustard on his damn spam.

  13. Gazy Says:

    This is really interesting but I dan`t understand some things because you talk an jargon and I am not from USA :(

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