Archive for December 15th, 2007

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Day 10

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Guess my 10th favorite Christmas movie from this screenshot of the film. For an extra challenge, the quote from the blog title is now a quote from the previous day’s movie or special, not the current day, so you only have the screenshot to go by. Only your first guess counts. Send your guess to whatthehelldoesrantmean@yahoo.com. Also make sure to comment this post so your guess counts. Three points for the first to correctly guess the film or special, one point for all correct guesses afterwards. The person with the most points at the end of the contest gets a $50 Borders Gift Card for the new year.

Yesterday’s Answer

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Congratulations to Brent for the right answer.

Holiday Interview

[15:44] hobbes8u: okay okay The Holiday interview with the one and only Jake
[15:44] hobbes8u: What is your solution to the overpopulation of reindeer?
[15:44] Jake: reindeer chastity belts?
[15:45] hobbes8u: yes!
[15:45] Jake: that’s a hilarious mental image
[15:45] hobbes8u: it truly is
[15:45] hobbes8u: Are God and Santa Claus the same
[15:46] Jake: No - because God doesn’t exist, and Santa Claus delivers on promises.
[15:46] hobbes8u: haha What promises has Santa delivered to you
[15:47] Jake: well - let’s just say that he really comes through when you’ve done something terrible in a hotel room in Vegas and you need a hack-saw, garbage bags and a shovel. I didn’t see Jesus with a shovel…
[15:47] Jake: but that might be because he’s invisible.
[15:48] Jake: but I didn’t see any shovels seemingly operating themselves.
[15:48] hobbes8u: Did you have to sit on his lap to ask for these things?
[15:48] Jake: lap sitting is how we got into this mess…
[15:48] Jake: now let’s never speak of it again.
[15:48] hobbes8u: alright alright
[15:49] hobbes8u: What your worst Christmas disaster?
[15:49] Jake: all of my Christmases have been Holly Jolly
[15:50] Jake: best time of the year
[15:50] Jake: and white
[15:50] hobbes8u: White?
[15:50] Jake: you calling me a racist?
[15:50] hobbes8u: if the burning cross fits
[15:51] hobbes8u: no
[15:51] hobbes8u: best and worst presents ever?
[15:51] Jake: I don’t really have a worst present.
[15;51] Jake: Best present would either have to be when I got the Thundercats action figures and their lair…or the year I wanted one of those Talkboy things like in the 2nd Home Alone movie, and they were sold out everywhere so I really didn’t think I was going to get one but the parents pulled through and I was very surprised.
[15:51] hobbes8u: Who is your best holiday kisser?
[15:51] Jake: holiday kisser?
[15:52] Jake: person to kiss on a holiday or a person who kisses holidays?
[15:52] hobbes8u: the first one
[15:52] hobbes8u: since holidays really are intangible
[15:52] Jake: are they, Jeremy?
[15:53] hobbes8u: I..maybe
[15:53] hobbes8u: I don’t believe in holidays
[15:53] Jake: well…there was the year I got drunk and made out with the tree…but Becca is a better kisser.
[15:53] hobbes8u: Oh yes Becca
[15:53] hobbes8u: How great is she?
[15:54] Jake: alright - this interview is over
[15:54] Jake: not really
[15:54] Jake: just always wanted to say that
[15:55] Jake: very great - of course
[15:55] hobbes8u: YES
[15:56] hobbes8u: Anything you really want badly for Christmas?
[15:56] Jake: a new phone
[15:56] hobbes8u: What’s your favorite holiday curse word?
[15:56] Jake: jingleballs
[15:57] hobbes8u: nice
[15:57] Jake: it’s odd…but I find it amusing
[15:57] hobbes8u: Uh any last holiday thoughts for the readers?
[15:58] Jake: well…in the words of Fry…”Xmas should be about bringing people together, not blowing them apart!”
[15:58] hobbes8u: Great great
[15:58] hobbes8u: Thank you very much!
[15:59] Jake: you’re welcome very much
[15:59] Jake: now can I sample the rum?

No-Bake Cheesecake Pie Recipe (Mainly for Marci)

Cream together:
3 8 oz packages of cream cheese
1 5/8 cup of sugar(I know weird measuring)

Add and mix well:
2 tablespoons of vanilla
2 tablespoons of fresh lemon juice

Stir in:
1/2 cup pecans, chopped coarsely

Pour into graham cracker crust and chill. Top with favorite fruit or fruit filling(Mine is Raspberry mmm mmm)

BONUS POINTS: Earn two points for posting the capital city of a foreign country and how you would say Merry Christmas in their language. (No English-speaking countries count) You can post up to three different ones, earning two points for each. You can not repeat someone elses answers. Good luck everyone! The bonus points are only eligible the day the contest is posted.