On The Good Ship Lollipop, It’s A Sweet Trip To The Candy Shop.

Day 18

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Guess my 18th favorite Christmas movie from this screenshot of the film. For an extra challenge, the quote from the blog title is now a quote from the previous day’s movie or special, not the current day, so you only have the screenshot to go by. Only your first guess counts. Send your guess to whatthehelldoesrantmean@yahoo.com. Also make sure to comment this post so your guess counts. Three points for the first to correctly guess the film or special, one point for all correct guesses afterwards. The person with the most points at the end of the contest gets a $50 Borders Gift Card for the new year.

Yesterday’s Answer

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Congratulations to Desiree for the right answer.

A Couple of Christmas Jokes

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said. “You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.” Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.” The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s glasses. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?” The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.”

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

BONUS POINTS: Earn two point for posting a funny Christmas memory. Be brief. Only post one name please. Good luck everyone! Bonus points are only eligible the day that particular contest is posted.

11 Responses to “On The Good Ship Lollipop, It’s A Sweet Trip To The Candy Shop.”

  1. brent Says:

    Hello my love.

  2. sarah Says:

    i finally know another one!

  3. sarah Says:

    One Christmas morning as my siblings and I opened gifts, I started tearing away the wrapping paper on a small gift from my sister. It was a cd I had asked for. I started laughing as I told Lisa to quickly unwrap my gift to her. It was the same cd. I think we listened to it that day.

  4. brent Says:

    I have a rather distinct mole(beauty mark) next to my nose. I play the role of Santa at my kids Christmas dance recital. I was at the dance studio the other night, practicing for the nutcracker, when one of the dancers asked me if I was going to be Santa at the Christmas recital this year. I said that I wasn’t Santa and she said that I was. I asked her how she knew, and she said that she recognized the mole on my face.

  5. Jen Says:

    TRAPS! My dad used to set traps to catch us going to the tree in the night! It was like mission impossible the way we would plan to get through them. He would make webs of strings with pots and pans tied to them. He would tie doors shut- you name it! GREAT FUN every year.

  6. Melissa Says:

    So every year when I was little I wanted an American Girl Doll (Samantha to be exact) and I pined and pined, but I knew that a doll that expensive would take up my entire Christmas budget my parents allotted me. So that made me SO sad. I was discussing this with my brother Brad and he said to me “How do you KNOW you wont’ get one?” and I just looked at him funny and told him “Because mom wont’ get me one” and he said “But how do you KNOW?” and I thought he was insane, he kept insisting that I shouldn’t dismiss the chance altogether. I guess my mom shouldn’t have trusted him with her secret, because I did get one that year! :)

  7. sarah Says:

    poo-ass. jeremy has approximately 1 billion email addresses and i always send the wrong stuff to the wrong places.

  8. Desiree Says:

    I feel for you, Sarah…at least you’re intelligent enough to know which movie it was!

  9. Desiree Says:

    I don’t know how funny this is to anyone else, but every Christmas my whole family on my mom’s side (aunts, uncles, cousins, neighbors that think they’re family, etc.) stays the night at my Granny’s house. There are at least 21 people. The basement becomes the area to assemble children’s toys and inevitably, the adults will be so excited for the opening of gifts to begin, that my uncle and 38-year old “Grandpa” will go around waking everyone up at no later than 3:30am.

  10. Desiree Says:

    the joys of family!

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