Archive for December 5th, 2007

“How did you get sick?” “I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.”

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Day 20

Squirrels

PLEASE NOTE THE NEW EMAIL ADDRESS TO SEND YOUR ANSWERS TO. ANSWERS SENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE!! DO NOT SEND THEM TO jeremy@whatthehelldoesrantmean.com!!!

Guess my 20th favorite Christmas movie from this screenshot of the film. For an extra challenge, the quote from the blog title is now a quote from the previous day’s movie or special, not the current day, so you only have the screenshot to go by. Only your first guess counts. Send your guess to whatthehelldoesrantmean@yahoo.com. Also make sure to comment this post so your guess counts. Three points for the first to correctly guess the film or special, one point for all correct guesses afterwards. The person with the most points at the end of the contest gets a $50 Borders Gift Card for the new year.

Yesterday’s Answer

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Congratulations to Brent who got the right answer.

Christmas Rum Cake Recipe

1 or 2 quarts rum
1 cup butter
1 teaspoon sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 teaspoon soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn’t it? Now go ahead.

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. Pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teasoon of spugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the qinest fuality.

Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat on mixed till high. (If fruit gets stuck in beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver.) Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift free cups of pepper and salt and 1 seaspoon of toda.  To assure the mostup quality tample the brum.  Open second quart if cessenary.

Sift and pint one lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and softened nuts. Add 1 bablespoon of brown chugar, or another color one you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven liberly and turn pake can to 350 gredees. Now bour the patter into the coven and ake. Have a rass of glum to celebritate, and bo to ged.

BONUS POINTS: Earn one point for posting a hilarious, self-written Christmas haiku. A Haiku is a poem of three lines. The first line is five syllables, the second seven syllables, the third five syllables. Good luck everyone! Bonus points are only eligible the day that particular contest is posted.

My Christmas Haiku by Jeremy Jacobson

I have a question.
Who the hell eats sugar plums?
Stupid sugar plums!

How everyone is doing so far

Jen - 10
Desiree - 9
Sarah - 9
Brent - 8
Melissa - 7
Mallory - 3