Read This, Doll Face!

[16:37] hobbes8u: so you know what term I love
[16:37] hobbes8u: doll face
[16:39] Sarah: lol
[16:39] Sarah: ew, really?
[16:39] Sarah: that… is unfortunate.
[16:40] hobbes8u: I knew you wouldn’t be pleased
[16:40] Sarah: lol
[16:40] Sarah: it just sounds something that like a sleazy bar fly would call someone.
[16:40] hobbes8u: I don’t know why it was the fact that you would be displeased made me feel I had to be honest about it and tell you as soon as I thought about it
[16:41] Sarah: lol
[16:41] Sarah: or maybe a prostitute’s john would call her that.
[16:41] hobbes8u: no no no
[16:41] hobbes8u: I am retaking the name doll face to mean something different
[16:42] hobbes8u: like you are freaking adorable
[16:42] hobbes8u: a.k.a. you are a doll face
[16:42] hobbes8u: you see what I mean
[16:42] Sarah: …
[16:42] Sarah: okay
[16:42] Sarah: but still
[16:42] Sarah: i give doll face a big “meh”
[16:43] hobbes8u: yeah but I’m thinking 40’s soda shop musical doll face not piss drunk screw you in the alley doll face
[16:44] Sarah: lol
[16:44] Sarah: even in the 40s musical soda shop, it was the boy who flirted with all the girls that called you doll face.
[16:44] Sarah: right after he selected a song from the jukebox.
[16:45] hobbes8u: yeah but the most harmful he got was doing the jitterbug
[16:45] hobbes8u: not doing your jitterbug
[16:46] Sarah: HA
[16:46] Sarah: nice balls, jeremy.

5 Responses to “Read This, Doll Face!”

  1. Jen Says:

    I have heard the Jitterbug causes unwanted pregnancy- its very dangerous!

  2. becab Says:

    so, i don’t know if this turns me into a dirty dirty whore, but i love the term doll face. i have asked jake to call me it on numerous occasions.

  3. sarah Says:

    i didn’t mean “it’s a name for prostitutes,” i just meant… oh there’s no way out of this.
    becca, i think you’re one classy lady.

  4. Desiree Says:

    I am glad to see that balls found it’s way into another post.

  5. Tifany Jorgensen Says:

    I have decided that that is one of the best conversations, ever. I’m not lying, either. If you think I’m lying then you can just come on over and pick a fight….a fight… yes, one of those. Preferably not, though, I am 4′11″ and really can’t fight… I can run..hmm… nevermind. Love you Jeremy :)

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