Overheard in Salt Lake City

This post may offend the shit out of you. Just a warning.

Overheard by Mallory while working her job at ICEE

eMallory: next door, the guy just shouted “FUCK SHIT HOLY SHIT FUCK MOTHER FUCKER HOLY MOTHER FUCKING JESUS CHRIST”
eMallory: And then his friend was like “you know that the girl next door can hear you.. right?”
eMallory: “SORRY ICEE GIRL”

6 Responses to “Overheard in Salt Lake City”

  1. Mallory Says:

    Hee. Sorry about my foul language Mom!

  2. Jen Says:

    I wonder…………what in the world was he swearing at? Did he win the lottery? Did he have his PRETTY FACE CUT? Did he fall into a vat of Icee?

  3. Mallory Says:

    Pretty face cut i think… I hear that’s going around… :)

  4. sarah Says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Awesome.

  5. bob Says:

    WTF is an ICEE?

  6. Mallory Says:

    It’s a frozen beverage. Like a Slurpee. Except it’s not sold at 7-11.

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