“I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”

Quote by William Shakespeare

I have always loved at the end of Inside The Actor’s Studio how James Lipton always asks the 10 Bernard Pivot questions. For your entertainment, I have asked five very good friends of mine those ten questions.

What is your favorite word?
eMallory: algorithim
eMarci: hmmmmmm i would have to say tastey
eSarah: illuminate
Desiree: pneumonia
eTifany: Delightful

What is your least favorite word?
eMallory: emo
eMarci: ointment
eSarah: moist. or any word that makes that nasal “a” sound like damp. or ampersand. or nasal. on second thought, i sort of like ampersand.
Desiree: least favorite without a doubt: moist
eTifany: Rejection

What turns you on?
eMallory: political activism
eMarci: the smell of mens cologne
eSarah: pomegranate seeds. straight teeth. letterpressed type. strong arms. handwritten correspondence. correct spelling. felt.
Desiree: sweet nothings
eTifany: My arms being touched

What turns you off?
eMallory: insecurity pretending to be arrogance
eMarci: bad teeth
eSarah: being called “baby” or “girl”. nacho cheese. having my feet touched. excessive punctuation around one’s name on IM (like .,-’~sArAh~’-,. or similar).
Desiree: obnoxious sounds
eTifany: Bad Breath

What sound or noise do you love?
eMallory: water running, music
eMarci: a little kids giggle
eSarah: the sound (and feeling) of cutting hair.
Desiree: sound of water lapping up on a boat or the shore
eTifany: Hard Breathing…haha.

What sound or noise do you hate?
eMallory: scratching glass
eMarci: the sound of my alarm clock
eSarah: the sound of James Blunt being played. GO AWAY, JAMES BLUNT.
Desiree: I hate the sound of alarms
eTifany: Flatulence

What is your favorite curse word?
eMallory: bastard
eMarci: bitch
eSarah: i like so many! i find ‘dammit’ to be the most aurally pleasing, but i have a place in my heart for ‘bastard.’
Desiree: damn or sh*%
eTifany: goddamnit

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

eMallory: political activist
eMarci: secretly i have always wanted to try acting
eSarah: i would love to be an editor or the owner of a cool store.
Desiree: nurse
eTifany: High School teacher

What profession would you not like to do?
eMallory: anything officey.
eMarci: garbage truck driver
eSarah: call center employee
Desiree: sanitation of the sewers
eTifany: Janitor

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
eMallory: Hello?…lol
eMarci: I forgive you for all your sins
eSarah: good work, kid.
Desiree: well done?
eTifany: I love you

3 Responses to ““I am not bound to please thee with my answers.””

  1. becca Says:

    i think you should fill out your own answers, too. cocksucker.

  2. sarah Says:

    HA! that’s a dirty word, becca. hee hee.
    sorry i talked so much. i struggle with brevity. (<– that’s another word i like.)

  3. Mallory Says:

    Can I change my least favorite word to “groovin” or “groove”? Because in all honesty, when guys say they like to “Groove” to music I want to cut out their windpipe, throw it on the ground, stomp on it and then shout “GROOVE NOW BITCH.”

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