What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

Saturday Becca and I went to her mom’s and worked on secret stuff. It was great fun. Then we headed back to her house to meet up with Jake. Then Sara and Tyler(who are awesome and everyone loves) came over for a great night of drunk facts-in-five. My favorite category was porno names. Haha!! Then Sunday afternoon we(Jake, Becca and I) met up with Tif and Mallory for coffee at Bad Ass. Then we all went to Borders. Now Borders is like church to me so it was fitting we go on Sunday. I found some awesome books: The Dangerous Book For Boys, The Daring Book For Girls, and Stephen Colbert’s I Am America(And So Can You!). Actually Jake found these books, but he has excellent taste in reading material and can always depend on him for said things. Then it was off to Dee’s for dinner. I had a burger and fries while being crammed into a booth. Everyone knows I hate booths because I’m so fat that I feel very much like I’m in vise grips. Then when Tifany makes us laugh by mistakenly insulting Mallory (and I mean we laughed hard) I felt like a juicer being squeezed of all his Jeremy juice which made the moment bittersweet(Also that may have sounded perverted with the Jeremy juice talk. I mean my guts, not anything, uhhhhh…..how do I say this delicately. Ah I know. With a link.) Anyway, we went back to Jake and Becca’s for a fun-filled night of good, old-fashioned television with such gems as Dexter, The Simpsons, and Flight Of The Conchords among others. Then the fun ended. But ah what a glorious weekend!!!

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