What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

No sirree I didn’t. While Sarah and Mallory were busy with Marci at a Ben Lee concert, I was busy doing nothing. I do nothing very well. Desiree and I are always in a laze-off at work. You know, the old who is the laziest person between us contest. She has no idea though how lazy I can get. She actually thinks she’s lazier. Haha! Everyone knows I’m the laziest right? It’s my art. My one specialty. I sit there do nothing, letting my life whiz by me while I stare at televisions and computer screens. So while the girls had a life-changing, concert experience, I watched In the Heat of the Night and ate eggs while sitting.