What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

Dear Diary,

It’s 6:32pm. I’m sitting at work and I really need to pee. But I’m too lazy to go to the bathroom. I wish it was acceptable to pee your pants. I just read on Two Loose Teeth that it’s National Blog Posting month of something like that. Anyway, what that means is a challenge to post thirty days in a row. Well since Sarah didn’t post this until the second, I have missed the first day of the challenge. DAMN YOU, SARAH!! Naw I’m kidding diary, I love Sarah. Put that icepick down. SO OKAY FINE! I’ll heed the challenge. All those lucky bitches reading my blog will have a smorgasbord of awesomeness. NO, THEY AREN’T BITCHES. You’re right! You’re one preachy diary. I just thought I’d tell you. SHEESH. So let’s see if we can do 30 days in a row.

Sincerely,
Jeremy