What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

These are my ten reasons I hate camping. If you must know.

10. Bad weather, bugs and dirt
9. Smelling like a campfire(although you never realize how bad it is until you get home and shower and go to throw your clothes in the hamper and nearly die of a stroke from the smell. Sorry if you’ve had a stroke before. I’m not trying to be insensitive to the stroke-related community)
8. No stores, hospitals or hotels close by
7. Defecating outdoors(rolls eyes)
6. No comforts of home(I want my MTV and armchair)
5. Packing shit, unpacking shit(I know. I know. I usually just sit around and watch while other people do that. So what. It’s exhausting watching how hard they are working.)
4. Tents(I hate the smell of tents, I hate the sound of tents, I hate the feel of tents)
3. Other Campers surrounding you.(I hate when people are in your visual sight of where you are camping. I want to be isolated.)
2. Sleeping on the freaking ground(Nothing is funner than waking up with a damn sore back, care of mother nature)
1. Stupid freaking allergies. vomit vomit vomit

So yes I hate camping. I hate it very much. I don’t understand why people need to go camping frequently. I like camping in hotels. Does someone want to camp at the Doubletree Inn? Fine. I’m in. But don’t ask me to camp. Please DEAR GOD PLEASE. I don’t want to do it.