What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

In honor of Scott’s wedding, I decided to post a little something about him. Eat it Mallory!! When I was thirteen I joined a bowling league. I had a gold ball with black swirls in it. I bought it from Mr. T. Anyway my ball was named Lewis. Well I’m sitting there putting on my Voltron bowling shoes and this kid sits next to me and puts on his Jetson bowling shoes. I was pretty jealous because I love Judy Jetson. A lot. We’ll he puts on his shoes and pulls out his bowling ball and across the ball it says Clark. So I say, “Your name’s Clark?” “No, it’s Scott. My bowling ball’s name is Clark”, he said in a low Shaftesque voice. That’s how we began. Lewis and Clark. We joined a pairs tournament and kicked ass, until Laurie and Lacy Turner beat us by 213 points. But we had them beaten up next to the ball polisher by Terry Van Dyke, a butch lesbian that bought minors liquor for the right price. Needless to say we’ve been great friends ever since. Cheers to you Scott!

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