What The Hell Does Rant Mean?

Once upon a time in a far away land lived a princess. She was named Tifany and she was the most popular princess in the entire world. Fergie(No not from the Black-Eyed Peas) had nothing on her. She was especially popular on 37th Street, a dimly lit back street featuring a smorgasbord of whores. Now she was not a scarlet woman herself, but spent time with the other tarts teaching them the arts and crafts. “Just because you are a hooker, there’s no excuse not develop an enviable artisanship.”, she was heard saying seven times or so. She taught them how to knit sexy thongs, how to toll-paint condom wrappers, how to scrapbook pictures(Becca’s turning over in her grave at this point. Well if she was dead she would be)of them with their customers. And they became the finest streetwalkers to walk the streets. Ironically Tifany was gruesomely murdered by a particular call girl named Shameka Black with a crochet hook. Her intestines were skillfully chain-hooked and puff-stitched into a startlingly exquisite pot-holder. Police were baffled by Ms. Black’s discriminating craftsmanship. Before she died Princess Tifany wrote about her work with the 37th Street harlots. Read about her work here.