I haven’t really blogged in a very very long time. This is because I don’t care for it. I mainly feel pressured to blog. People all over in my life continually ask me to blog.  Which is not to say I don’t love pleasing people.  I love that part of it.   So I’m coming out of hiding for a minute to say this. I saw a new feminine hygiene commercial. With these ladies getting off a plane I think? Well another lady, who is off the plane to great them, is talking to one of the ladies, Jackie. She says, “Hello Jackie.” Jackie sees here and unpleasantly says, “Mother Nature? Great!” Mother Nature continues, “Here with your monthly gift.” She holds out a red wrapped present. A RED WRAPPED PRESENT!! Then Jackie is like, “Yeah I don’t need you.” And she turns her purse, WHICH IS SEE THROUGH PLASTIC, to show Mother Nature her pearl tampons up against the plastic like a kitten in a pet store window. Why is this girl showing off her tampons?? I’m never known such a girl. AND THE RED PRESENT??? wow! And still everytime I see this commercial I chuckle.

I have a new favorite wallpaper.  This is Nora.  She is Blake and Lisa’s baby girl.  And when I look at this picture.  Her face.  It fills me with a joy I rarely feel.  And I’ve very grateful.

One of my great friends, Marci, has finally jumped on the bandwagon. Her new blog is great.  Who knows how to measure boobs better?  No one!  So enjoy her misadventures through life.  Read her blog now!!

[13:19] Sarah: i have “heat of the moment” stuck in my head.
[13:19] Mallory: (the radio is now playing a song thats like “dont you worry about a thaaaaaannng” and i’m pretty sure its what theups store commercials are based on.)
[13:19] Sarah: also, someone should bring me a sandwich. i feel like a sandwich.
[13:19] Sarah: lol
[13:20] hobbes8u: Could it be the devil in me or is this the way love’s supposed to be it;s like a HEAT WAVE
[13:20] Mallory: i wish i knew that song
[13:20] Mallory: and i’d bring you a sandwich if i werent in west valley
[13:20] hobbes8u: I would also bring you a sandwich
[13:20] hobbes8u: But you know what bugs me about sandwiches
[13:21] Mallory: when pickles make the bread soggy?
[13:21] Sarah: how delicious they are?
[13:21] hobbes8u: that commercial for the natural lunch meat
[13:21] Sarah: …
[13:21] Mallory: I love natural meat.
[13:21] Sarah: what wacky-ass commercials are you talking about?!
[13:21] Sarah: HA
[13:21] Sarah: that’s what she said.
[13:21] hobbes8u: and the lady is gently, tenderly putting her turkey on her pumpernickel
[13:21] hobbes8u: Like anyone eats pumpernickel
[13:21] Mallory: (i have no idea what that commercial is i just wanted to say that)
[13:21] hobbes8u: plus she’s doing it so slow
[13:22] hobbes8u: NO ONE MAKES A SANDWICH THAT GOD DAMN SLOW
[13:22] Mallory: stop making me snicker at this shoppe.
[13:22] Sarah: lol
[13:22] hobbes8u: sorry
[13:22] Sarah: 1. “tenderly put your turkey on my pumpernickel” would be a great line in a sandwich shoppe themed porno.
[13:23] Mallory: lol
[13:23] Sarah: 2. pumpernickel is good and i used to get it when i got sandwiches at the USU dairy.
[13:23] Sarah: 3. HOW IS IT ONLY 1:30?!
[13:23] hobbes8u: hahahahaa
[13:23] Sarah: 4. the HEEAAAAT OF THE MOMENT!

We just got two new kittens last weekend.  They’re still not named yet.  I don’t want to go for the usual pet name.  I want to name them after some literary, film, or television character.  Any ideas?  Please let me know.  So far we have Fry and Bender, maybe Kwanzabot(call him bot, I know. silly.)(Futurama) Um Tim and Eric(though these names lack), sigh.  C’mon people help me out here.  Here they are.  And no they aren’t the same cat.  They are both male.  So please suggest.  Get creative.

[10:26] Mallory: I think im going to start drinking.
[10:27] hobbes8u: alright
[10:33] Mallory: You know what is annoying?
[10:33] Mallory: being in a down and out mood and having mariah carrey stuck in your head.
[10:34] hobbes8u: aww
[10:34] hobbes8u: There’s a heeeeroo
[10:34] Mallory: no
[10:34] hobbes8u: If you look into yourself
[10:34] Mallory: this is my brain
[10:34] hobbes8u: haha
[10:34] Mallory: “i hate everything i hate everything why am i always so angry? what is wrong with me CUZ ITS JUST A SWWEEEEEEEET SWEET FANTASY BABY!!”
[10:35] hobbes8u: hahahaha
[10:35] hobbes8u: Mallory you are exquisite
[10:35] Mallory: yeah well i wish i was dead

Happy Birthday to one great gal. I think you are bollocking swell.

For New Years, I spent the evening at Jake and Becca’s house where I always have a room.  Hee hee.  Well needless to say I drank plenty of Jager.  A lot.  But I only drank Jager.  I went to bed fine.  Feeling great.  I wake up in the morning.  Oh dear.  I had inadvertently taken everything out of the nightstand drawer and sicked into the drawer.  I have no recollection of this, but it’s not a very fun way to wake up to the New Year.  Maybe this is a sign I should add no more drink to my list of resolutions.  Quite frankly though, I hate the fact people make resolutions on a specific day of the year when they can just make them anytime.  It’s really just an excuse to misbehave as much as possible during the holidays and “repent” for the New Year’s.  But I guess people need religion in all forms.

Anita Cordner’s Hay

Melt 1 cup or margarine/butter in a saucepan. Add 1/3 cup sugar and 1/2 cup corn syrup. Bring to a boil and simmer for 3 minutes. Add 1 teaspoon of vanilla.

pour over:
1/3 cup coconut
2 cups pretzels
4 cups corn chex
4 cups rice chex
4 cups wheat chex

other add-ins: M&M’s, banana chips, etc.

This recipe is so incredibly delicious. Thanks to Suzi Smith for it!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Here are my top 25 movies again through a series of screenshots.

Yesterday’s Answer

Congratulations to Jake for the right answer.

Winner of the contest to be announced soon

Thanks to everyone who participated or just read. I love you guys. I may take a couple days off from blogging 55 days in a row. But then again I may not. I am obsessed when I’m on a roll.